bad habbits
i tell stupid stories. i have a lame sense of humor. i laugh too loud. and i mumble. i suck at cooking. and i always use up all of the hot water. my room is a mess. i hate doing laundry. and my car smells like boy. i dont like to read directions. i dont filter my drinking water. i hate wearing socks. and i drink out of the carton. i eat food that says it is expired. and i drink beer straight out of the red cup no matter what the pong ball has touched. i scream at moths, and leave them at “the scene of the crime” after i’ve killed them. i dont grocery shop well. i constantly forget to take my pills. i sleep a lot. i drink. i smoke. i bite my nails. and i pick at scabs. i hate dealing with trash. i spend my money on dumb shit. i like to have my computer in the bathroom with the lights off while i shower because i like the lighting it provides. i dont like to use napkins, but when i do i leave them rolled up with the silverwear inside. and i hit snooze at least 5 times per alarm. im always late to things. i procrastinate. and i use all of my sister’s stuff. i drink too much caffine. im addicted to cleaning my ears. i leave lights on. and i dont put things back where i found them. i dont check my voicemail. i say things before i think about them. i make myself sound stupid. i dont tell people how i feel. i let people treat me like crap. i fall asleep in church. i have a gutter mouth. and i spend my time doing shit like this.